Entire Student Body Prematurely Purged From System

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MARQUETTE, MI -- In what was barely short of a laughable situation, staff computer experts last week pushed the wrong button and prematurely purged everyone not already graduated from Northern Michigan University from the system.

   Despite being prepared for the "Y2K" situation, and having at least a couple of professionals somewhere out in the hallway, every student lost their Email account and gra