Student Still Looking For Good Times

   I thought this was supposed to be a party university? Where's all the beer? At first I thought maybe I just wasn't getting invited anywhere that the action was happening, but since I began my nightly pattern of looking throught people's windows and following women home, I've realized that it's not just me.

   Is it that all the hardcore fun-having people have graduated and gone on to work at Shunk furniture? Has there been some paradigm shift that I wasn't told about?

   There used to be a time when you could go into any bathroom stall and expect find the numbers of at least three easy chicks, but now all you see is some crap about Manson. Where did the spirit of adventure go? Is everyone actually reading their textbooks or something? Come on people!

Gregg Hardon