Where is all the snow?

   Okay, it's December already. So where's the freakin' snow? Did the government decide that we didn't need it this year or what?! Someone should be held acountable for this. It's almost Christmas, and I still have to smoke a cigar or something just to see my breath outside.

   And, if that's not bad enough, the geese seem to have gotten all messed up and are back on campus, poopin' all over the place and making it hard to walk to class without slipping and falling. Like we don't have enough crap around here without the geese helping out?

   I tried yelling at them the last time I was out there, but they just ignored me. I felt like I was in line getting my overage check or something. Stupid animals. All I can say is that Public Safety should do something about the geese. Can't they bring some guns over and shoot some of them? I think the Marquette cops got to do that with the fowl birds out at the island the other month.

   Anyway, my main point is let's get some snow going, okay? Complain to your city council members, the cops, whoever we have to bug to get some Jack Frost nippin' on somebody's frickin' nose.

Joe Blow