Sex with Beautiful Nude Live Yeti

The urge to have sex with fullblooded yeti is something beyond the pale of common sexual deviance; something that no theory of sexology has yet been able to cope with. However, the rapid expansion of the Church of the SubGenius, an American sect whose sacraments include combination of human and yeti genes by means usually frowned on as "deviant", is testimony to the extraordinary popularity of this particular desire - probably a reaction against the craze for waif-like supermodels.

Founded by salesman J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, the Church requires initiates to perform strange rituals of "Acubeating" "Glandscaping" and "Spending", which must be performed in preparation for "the Rupture", when aliens are expected to come and cleanse the Earth of normal people (the so-called "pinks"). Despite the strangeness of our beliefs, we have even made in-roads into the British subculture. You may laugh at the Church of the SubGenius, but by making abnormality fashionable, we may be having more of an effect on attitudes to sexuality than most serious campaigns.

Needless to say, the college campus is the perfect place to find minds open to this wonderful truth. If you and your friends would like to start a local splinter group of the Church of the SubGenius, please contact us at sub@gen.com.

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