Random Poop

• What!? No new stories for a couple of months and you folks go crazy? Like you were ever there for us when we needed you! Go take a flying leap up an elephant's ass! And then come back and read this month's edition. So we missed January. Sue us. Nobody's paying us anything anyway. (Our American sensibility tells us we should stop on that account. But then we think better of it.)
  
  
• Sooner or later all of you who don't give a flying hoot about sports will be funding other's trips to the arena. It's destined to happen. Always does. That's what makes politics great. It's not about the majority, it's about the system. All you need is a good sounding reason and someone who doesn't care if they have friends, and you can do anything.
  
  
• Had to re-image a lap top yesterday. I'm still in shock that such a fine piece of equipment would even have a problem. I'm not sure I can cope with the emotional trauma.
  
  
• We'd like to apologize to WUPX for commenting on their lack of a Radio X-Mas this last Christmas. Granted, we were bummed out that there wasn't one, but then, after hearing some of the DJs the Staff is trying to train over there, we can understand how time might be of short supply these days. Our best wishes E-Staff, and good luck!
  
  
• For those of you who were just getting used to what you thought was a better parking situation on campus, hold on to your hats! Once Judy strong-arms all those new enrollments, we'll be back to square one. Nice while it lasted though.
  
  
• Oh, by the way, if you're wondering what to do with all that extra cash you have floating around in your pockets, it's Sami's birthday this month, on the 17th. So send all gifts c/o The...TRUTH.