Random Poop - (Little Rabbit Ones)

  • Did anyone catch Judy's ranting and raving at the library a little while ago? Seems that she felt that library staff pushed the department heads into trying to get more money assigned to the library. (Because of course, the department heads would never have thought that on their own.)

  • Whoever picked the color that's painted on the third floor of the new Seaborg building should be shot. What the hell is that color called, anyway, ass lining?

  • Did you know that there are some teachers on campus that refuse to let students use their laptops in class? We don't blame them. Unless your major is computer science, that glorified typewriter isn't much good for anything other than MP3s and porn. (Oh, and emailing letters to the editor.)

  • Has anyone seen Sami the Jerk? He was last seen following the old table when it was dragged kicking and screaming from what used to be the wildcat den. We're getting kind of worried.

  • Rumor has it that many department heads are looking for new jobs. Probably a good idea, because if they don't bend over for the Judy reich they'll be moved aside anyway.

  • We're guessing it'll come down to a race to see who gets a new job first, Judy or the people on campus who actually care about us students.

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