Random Poop

• $42,000 raise. Wow. That's more money than many graduates get paid period. Must be nice.
  
  
• Guess what else is important? Those green belts in the Superlab that rope off the "paying" area. $3,000 or so went for those. No kidding.
  
  
• Oh, and if the raise wasn't enough, she got new panelling in her office too. Didn't like the old stuff. We're not making that up either.
  
  
• Everytime I walk past that big pile of dirt I wish I had my old Tonka truck with me.
  
  
• Where's that preacher guy? We've been waiting to get some pictures, and he done gone and left us all lonely.
  
  
• If you haven't upgraded to WindowsME, don't rush. It starts up faster, but gets a bit slower past that point. (And besides, any product with the word "me" in it has to be somewhat suspicious.)
  
  
• Has anyone seen Sami the Jerk? He left on assignment and has come back yet.
  
  
• A new "easter egg" has been discovered on the laptops. If you have one of the new versions, hold it upside down and shake it back and forth a bit and it plays a sound file of Bill Gates getting hit in the face with a pie.
  
  
• By the way, don't do anything we tell you to. We will not be held responsible for your own studipity.